kuropin:

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Goat time


(Last two days to get your own goat plushie here! 🐐🐐)

luminousslime:

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SAGE

muyenbroma:

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jesús maría y josé

aq2003:

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

(transcript under the cut)

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tiny-librarian:

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On this day in history, August 12th, two thousand and fifty three years ago, Cleopatra VII, the last active ruler of Ancient Egypt, committed suicide.

Eleven days previously, her husband Marc Antony had already done the same. The couple had been engaged in a civil war against Octavian, the great nephew of Julius Caesar who had been declared his legal heir. During the final battle in Alexandria, Antony suffered serious desertions among his troops and lost the fight. Upon his return, he falsely heard Cleopatra had killed herself and fell on his sword.

After Antony’s death, Octavian arrived in Egypt and effectively took Cleopatra and her children by Antony prisoner. She had sent her eldest son Caesarion, her only living child with Caesar, away for his own safety. She knew that Octavian planned for her to march in chains behind his chariot during his triumph parade, and would very likely have her killed afterwards. Rather than suffer such humiliations and indignity, she chose to take her own life.

Popular history and mythology leads us to believe that she was killed by inducing an asp to bite her, after having locked herself in her mausoleum with her two handmaidens. However, many modern scholars believe that she instead took a mixture of poisons, since the venom of an asp does not cause a quick or painless death. Octavian and his men found her too late to do anything, Cleopatra was already dead and one handmaiden, Iras, was nearly dead on the floor. The second, Charmian, was straightening the Queen’s diadem. According to legend, one of the men asked if this was well done of her mistress, and she shot back “Very well done, as befitting the descendant of so many noble Kings,“ before collapsing and dying herself.

Upon her death, Octavian honoured Cleopatra’s wish to be buried in her mausoleum at Antony’s side. He took her children with Antony, the twins Cleopatra Selene and Alexander Helios, along with their younger brother, Ptolemy Philadelphus, to Rome with him as prisoners of sorts. They were fated to march in his triumph parade in their mother’s place, the chains so heavy they could hardly walk. After this they were given to Octavian’s sister Octavia, who had been Antony’s third wife, to look after.

Cleopatra’s son with Caesar, Caesarion, was nominally sole ruler of Egypt after his mother’s death. Eleven days after her suicide, he was found after being lured back to Alxeandria under false pretenses of being allowed to rule in his mother’s place. Octavian ordered his murder, on advice that “Two Caesar were too many.”

With Cleopatra’s death, and Caesarion’s subsequent murder, the rule of the Ptolemaic Dynasty came to an end and Egypt became a mere Roman Province.

arcadechan:
“sea and stars
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arcadechan:

sea and stars

womanarchy:

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most convincing Tumblr ad I’ve ever received. almost made me download whatever shitass dating app that is

selfcaremyselfcare:

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desfraisespartout:

This is a nice video showing an blind/invisible stitch, which is quite useful for repairing tears or finishing something (ex. cushion).

Also, that extra step for putting back the seam is really nice.

manywinged:

manywinged:

i struggle to find the imagery of the danse macabre anything but joyful if i’m being honest. like darling, we’re all on a one-way trip from womb to tomb anyway. we might as well dance along the way.

A painting of a group of people standing in a circle and holding hands with skeletons, from an 18th Century German "Danse Macabre" mural.ALT

come on. take my hand and come dance with us. have some fun with it.

missladybirdhill:

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marsoid:
“ any of yall watch キングオブザヒル
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marsoid:

any of yall watch キングオブザヒル

moschiola:

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Everyday it’s a-getting closer

lucinfernos:

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temptation 𓆩♱𓆪

miumiumanzo:

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OOOO-OOOO-WOOWW-WOOOOWWW

cr.